Choosing the Style of Rating You Want

Decide what you are hoping for

A rating can be kind, blunt or playful. Before you contact anyone, ask yourself what you want to feel afterwards. Reassured, teased, challenged or simply curious? The answer points you towards the right style and saves a lot of disappointment.

The honest approach

An honest dick rating gives a straightforward opinion in the creator's own words, usually in writing. It suits people who want candour without theatre. Remember that honest does not mean cruel, and a good creator will be clear and fair. If you want encouragement as well as candour, mention that in your message.

Hearing it spoken

A voice dick rating is delivered as a recording, so you hear her tone as well as her opinion. Many buyers find this more personal. Digital items like this are delivered through the site, so there is no need to share contact details.

Playful humiliation

An SPH rating is for people who enjoy being teased about size. It is a matter of taste, and it only works when you have asked for it clearly. Tell the creator how far you want her to go, and she will tell you what she is comfortable doing.

Agree limits first

Every creator is a verified adult who sets her own prices and limits. Ask what she offers, mention anything you would rather she avoided and keep your requests respectful. Both sides are consenting adults, and a short message of terms makes the result better.

Take it in good spirit

Treat the rating as entertainment. Whatever the style, it is one person's opinion given for a fee, and it says nothing about your worth. If you want a different tone next time, say so kindly. Creators are glad to hear what you liked, and it helps them offer you something closer to what you are after.

Pick a creator

Read a few profiles, compare how each creator describes her style and choose a tone that appeals. You can start on our dick ratings page.